Amazon is selling freezer slippers and other unlikely body cooling items

This week, temperatures are set to soar above 36.7C in the UK. In other terms, you have been warmly welcomed into the buttcrack of Satan himself.

If you’ve tried the usual trio of cool showers, a trusty desk fan and sacrificing your children to your chosen god of rain, it’s time to get a little more creative with how you manage your cooling affairs.

Deep within Amazon’s pile of niche gizmos is a pair of slippers more chill than any you’ve owned before. These are the freezable slip-ons, and they are £29.99.

The gel-based product targets the bottom of the feet, and are meant to cool you down, aid relaxation, assist with healing inflammation and obviously be responsible for defining your new look as daddy cool.

Two to 12 hours in the freezer will prepare these frosty fellas, or just one minute in your ex-lover’s heart.

The slippers are also good in winter, when you can place them in boiling water or the microwave and wear them for heat therapy. Mmmmm, foot sauna.

If you’re hoping to achieve full body chill, or perhaps you’re known in the fashion circles as a co-ord queen, here are some of Amazon’s other body cooling items.

The chill-ow (£7.99)

This no-freeze item draws heat from your neck and head using a gel technology. The pad can be slipped right into your favourite pillow case for a night of blissful slumber.

Refreshing mattress topper (£35.95)

This one’s a similar gem, but for the whole body. It’s said to work well if you’re struggling with sunburn, the flu or hot flushes during menopause.

A gherkin girl’s best friend (£12.90)

Spend the night dreaming of cucumber gin cocktails with this gel-filled mask that needs only one to two hours in the fridge.

Crisp little vest (£80)

If you’re part of the elite league of humans who can confidently saunter about in a vest, this garment of 96 pure water ice cubes is for you.

The pooch vest (£11.99)

If your number one good boy can also rock it, treat them with this cooling vest jacket.

Doggy bandana (£8.85)

For pooches with serious BDE (big dawg energy), give the ice bandana a whirl.

Chilly pup mat (£15.99)

Requiring no water, refrigeration, or electricity, this cooling mat will keep your pets as happy as these sweetlings in the completely un-photoshopped image above.

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