Woman says Amazon's £30 vibrator is a 'gift from God' which stopped her from walking for 30 MINUTES in ecstatic review
02/18/2020CONSIDERING how we're too shy to even venture into our local Ann Summers, it's hardly surprising that so many of us are ordering sex toys and lingerie online – i.e. where there's no risk of our mums ever finding out.
That said, there's one particular Amazon vibrator that's causing quite a stir online after a delighted customer said it made her pass out from pleasure. Yes, REALLY.
- Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitorial Toy, £30 from Amazon – buy now
With 11 different levels of intensity, the Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitorial Toy promises its "tingling pulsations" will send you over the edge in minutes and can even be used underwater.
The £30 product is among Amazon's top-rated sex toys and has an impressive 4.2 star rating – but there's one glowing review that stands out above all the others.
After buying it in December 2018, the shopper described the toy as her very own "Christmas miracle".
She explained: "I was a bit sceptical as I have owned many different toys in the past and always found them a bit of a disappointment. But let me tell you. This, is a game changer."
Trying to describe the sensation, the woman continued: "Imagine 100 perfectly formed angels going down on you, whilst soothing your soul and whispering in your ear the answer to all your problems.
"I'm 99 per cent sure I passed over into the afterlife for a brief moment in time."
What's more, the shopper was so delighted with the, erm, results that she says she no longer needs to bother with blokes.
She joked: "I will never leave the comfort of my house again to seek the solice of a lover, or even to buy batteries (not that I could walk for a good 30 minutes anyway) as it's rechargable."
Imagine 100 perfectly formed angels going down on you, whilst soothing your soul and whispering in your ear the answer to all your problems. I'm 99% sure I passed over into the afterlife for a brief moment in time
Wrapping up the hilarious review, the woman concluded: "A gift from God. Buy this!!"
Dozens of other shoppers have also revealed it took them "only a few minutes to reach paradise" while one bloke described how his partner enjoyed a "very intense orgasm with a rapid toe curling build up".
Giving it a five-star review, a third described how the fourth and fifth levels of vibrations meant she had multiple orgasms before the previous ones had even finished… *adds to basket*
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And this bloke claims he sex toy he bought his girlfriend is so good she's basically dumped him in a hilarious review.
Plus singletons are raving about this £40 sex toy that left them feeling like a "new woman" and claim it's so good you don't need a man.
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