Gwyneth Paltrow enjoys ‘double fisting’, ‘getting high’ and pockets a vibrator in cheeky new Christmas ad

GWYNETH Paltrow’s Christmas advert has set tongues wagging after it referenced 'double-fisting', 'getting high' and showed the mum pocketing a vibrator.

The 47-year-old starred in a festive ad for her lifestyle brand Goop’s G Label, as she donned a series of stunning outfits.

A voiceover in the short clip added a saucy spin to the holiday season, narrating as Gwyneth prepared food, decorated the tree and made drinks.

It said: “The holidays are here and because they never turn out the way you imagined, you must cherish the joy of getting ready.

“First, put on a record to set the mood. Oh yeah.

“Do everything in slow motion. Make this feeling last.”

The camera focused on the mum-of-two suggestively shaking a cocktail maker – in slow mo.

And as the Golden Globe award winner picks up her two martini glasses, the voiceover adds: “Someone’s double-fisting.

“And dammit, she’s earned it.”

The double-entendres don’t end there, with the ad continuing: “Find your favourite look. Or 11 of them, look fabulous in each one.

“And get super high.”

The camera shows Gwyneth putting ton a pair of stilettos, before the ad continues: “In your heels of course.”

The actress larks about with presents and goes to put a candy-cane shaped object into a stocking – before pocketing it.

The voiceover reveals: “Do something for others, but don’t forget about number one.

“Yes that is a vibrator.”  

The bizarre ad also emphasises the importance of good hair, and says ‘staring into the abyss’ is also joyful.

The risqué advert has racked up a host of confused comments, as people praised the bonkers Christmas ad.

One person commented on Instagram: “I mean, who isn't double fisting this holiday? That's the real question.”

Another said: “Gwyneth is double fisting???!”

A third added: “No one:

“Goop: 'yes that IS a vibrator’.”

While this person wrote: “Gwyneth is gorgeous as always, but that narration is everything.”

Meanwhile this woman discovered her boyfriend was cheating after spotting unusual ‘physical activity’ on his FitBit at 4am.

And we revealed the perfect day to dump your partner before Christmas before it becomes 'too harsh'.

Plus this mum threatened to divorce her hubby after he covered their entire kitchen in wrapping paper.

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